"Kids write to her asking for help with their little problems, like 'My friend keeps teasing me,' 'My brother ripped off my favorite doll's head'… that kind of thing. Granny Goodwords tells them how to handle the situation."
—Elise to Phoebe[src]

Granny Goodwords is a children's advice columnist for the Sunday supplement at The Bay Mirror. She flew to Toronto to visit her hospitalized sister, leaving Phoebe to do some of her work.[1]