Snow White


 * Once upon a time in a land far away lived a queer little
 * queen who had to have her way. She talked to her mirrors
 * and so jealous was she that she made herself ugly just so
 * she could see, a fair beauty so twisted that lived in the
 * woods with odd little midgets who at once understood that
 * this beautiful damsel so soon would fall sleep until kissed
 * by a stranger in that state she would keep. So they went on
 * the web to find her a mate cause they didn't want to live
 * with a girl in that state.


 * Once upon a time in a land far away lived a queer little
 * queen who simply had to have her way. She talked to her
 * mirrors and so jealous was she that she made herself ugly
 * just so she could see, a fair beauty so twisted that lived in
 * the woods with odd little midgets who at once understood
 * that this beautiful damsel so soon would fall sleep until kissed
 * by a stranger in that state she would keep. So they went on
 * the web to find her a mate cause they didn't want to live
 * with a


 * One bad apple don't ruin the whole bunch said the
 * freaky boy to his chimp as he whistled a popular song
 * through the [...] holes that he had the face fairy drill into
 * his bleached [...] face but then that's another story. lived
 * a queer queen who had to have her way. She talked to her
 * mirrors and so jealous was she that she made herself ugly
 * [...]