Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury is the 69th episode of Charmed.

Guest Starring

 * Scott Mosenson as Donnie
 * Becky Wahlstrom as Lila

Co-Starring

 * David Reivers as Bob Cowan
 * Ben Tolpin as Billy
 * Ken Feinberg as The Kevmay

Plot
Cole drives hell-for-leather with Phoebe and Piper in the SUV. Piper insists on pursuing and vanquishing a demon, but Phoebe would rather be teaching Paige about witchcraft. Piper, for her part, is still having trouble controlling her blasting power. They find their quarry, and Piper blows him up. His remains splatter the SUV.

Paige is distracted at work, reading a book about witchcraft. She is worried about a case. The mail boy, Billy, arrives and a coworker, a lawyer named Donnie, makes fun of his acne and Paige's breasts. Paige mutters "nice rug" and Donnie's toupee orbs to her hand, to the laughter of the rest of the office.

Piper is crossing off the demons they've vanquished in the Book of Shadows. Cole is very worried about Piper risking her life to go after every demon she can find. He wants to lay low due to the bounty hunters on his tail, but cares too much about Phoebe to risk losing Piper. Phoebe is just as concerned because since Prue's death they've all but abandoned their old approach to vanquishing demons. Just then, Paige arrives. She's having trouble adjusting to her role as a witch. Piper leaves Phoebe to explain things, and goes to her room to scry for demons. Phoebe wants to stay and talk with Paige, but needs to go talk to Cole. Paige flips through the Book and starts marking it with Post-it notes.

Phoebe and Cole call for Leo, worried about Piper. Phoebe talks with Leo. Among other things, she's concerned that Piper is blowing Paige off. Phoebe is still adjusting to the fact she's the middle sister now; she looks at Piper and Paige and remembers the times Piper had to play mediator between her and Prue. Leo agrees to try to settle Piper down.

Paige runs out of Post-it notes and decides to take the Book with her. She heaves the Book out the attic window and abruptly leaves to return to work.

Leo tries to calm Piper down and begs her to tell him what bothers her. Piper says that it hurts to talk about how she feels about losing Prue. Leo thinks Piper is blaming him for not being able to bring Prue back, but Piper says it isn't his fault, it's evil's fault. Leo thinks Piper is going after demons to avoid facing her grief. Just then, Piper's scrying crystal lands; she heads out to find the demon.

Paige tries to copy the Book of Shadows on the office copier, but the copies come up blank. Donnie makes snide comments to Paige and Billy. Billy tells Paige that he's been deliberately losing Donnie's mail to pay him back for his taunting. Paige gives up on copying the Book. She casts a spell and Billy's acne clears. Paige is thrilled to have done some magic.

Piper charges off to do battle with the demon. Phoebe tells her not to expect any help from her or Cole. They spot smoke coming from a shed. Piper tries to blow the door open, but her powers are still unreliable; she ends up freezing Cole. She tries again, and this time manages to blow it open--but knocks Cole against a car. A man runs out, pursued by three women wearing tribal-like dress and markings on their faces. They also have long, sharp talons. Piper tries to freeze them, but ends up blowing up a car instead. She tries again--but while Cole freezes, the women don't. The strange women attack Piper and Phoebe. Piper manages to unfreeze Cole just before one breathes smoke into Piper's mouth. Cole blasts her with an energy ball and the other two disappear in puffs of smoke. Piper starts coughing.

Piper is determined to vanquish the women, despite Cole and Phoebe's attempts to calm her down. Cole mentions that Piper has little control over her powers. Phoebe isn't surprised, since their powers are tied to their emotions, and they're all still grieving over Prue. Cole explains that the women they encountered are Furies--creatures that go after evildoers, but will pursue and kill a shoplifter as easily as they would a murderer and take great pleasure in doing so. Cole tells Phoebe that he's encountered Furies before--they have the power to make evildoers hear the cries of all of their past victims. Phoebe tells him that Cole isn't the same Belthazor who killed so many people over the years.

Piper finds the Book of Shadows missing and suspects an evil being has it. Phoebe admits to leaving Paige alone with the Book and the two go off to confront her. Paige, meanwhile, goes on casting spells for her own gain and that of her coworkers. Donnie propositions Paige and she casts a karma spell on him to give him a taste of his own medicine.

Phoebe and Piper arrive at Paige's job. Piper is still ranting about Paige taking the Book, but Phoebe thinks it was because they haven't explained all the obligations she now has as a Charmed One. They find Donnie being pursued by a dozen women -- and Paige with enlarged breasts. Piper freezes Donnie and the other women so they can talk. Paige admits taking the Book--and after some prodding by Phoebe, also admits to casting several spells as well. Piper and Phoebe tell her that when she cast the karma spell on Donnie, it backfired and made her a target of ogling as well. Phoebe tells Piper to get Leo and orb Donnie back to the manor while she and Paige figure out how to clean up the mess.

Phoebe and Paige drive home. Paige apologizes for causing stress, but Phoebe says that Piper hasn't been herself since Prue died. Paige has trouble switching gears because her breasts are so big, and Phoebe has to help. Phoebe finds the Furies in the Book, and discovers that when a Fury breathes smoke into a good witch, it looks for a portal of hidden anger. It then builds the anger up until it consumes the witch's humanity and turns her into a Fury.

At the manor, Piper is roughing up Donnie, despite Leo's efforts to calm her. Piper tries to freeze Leo, but he orbs out of the way. Just then, Cole shows up and warns Leo that Piper's turning into a Fury. Leo looks down and discovers Piper's fingernails have become very long and clawlike, like Fury talons. Leo tries to get Piper to fight it. Piper puts her hand to Leo's head as if to caress him--and then throws him over the couch. She slices Donnie with her talons and starts to breathe smoke into him. Cole distracts her by hitting her with a small energy ball just as Phoebe and Paige arrive. Piper smokes away.

Leo heals Donnie. He comes to and starts eying Paige's breasts, but Paige knocks him back out with a punch. Leo orbs Donnie back to the office. Phoebe casts a spell and Paige's breasts return to their former size.

A mugger is attacking two women when one of the Furies slashes him. He turns to attack them, but is brought to his knees by the cries of his previous victims. One of the Furies blows smoke into him, and he goes up in flames. Just then, Piper smokes in and tells them she's been looking around for them. Phoebe scries for Piper, but can't find her because she isn't really a witch anymore. Cole shimmers in; he tried to sense Piper, but ended up drawing the attention of bounty hunters. Paige then remembers when she cast the karma spell on Donnie, she substituted "dirtbag" for "demon." She figures that she could change a lost-witch spell to find a lost sister instead. Phoebe doesn't think it will work if she's already looking for a kill. Paige then suggests using Cole as bait. Phoebe does not like this idea; Cole killed hundreds of people in the last century as Belthazor and their cries could kill him. However, Cole is willing to face up to his crimes in order to get Piper back, and talks her into agreeing. Phoebe and Paige cast the spell, using blood from Cole's finger. The Furies are dressing Piper for a hunt when Piper hears the call, and tells the other Furies she knows where to find evil.

Phoebe, Paige and Cole wait for Piper to return. Paige is trying to figure out a trigger for her orbing power. Cole scares her, and she briefly orbs--fear is her trigger. They then discuss how to turn Piper human again--they have to close the portal of unexpressed fury. Phoebe thinks Piper is hiding something, and thinks it may be anger at Prue. Just then, Cole hears the cries of his many victims and knows that the Furies are already focusing on him. One barges through the door, and Phoebe kicks her down. Piper and the other Fury smoke in, and Phoebe kicks them as well. She then tries to comfort Cole, who is unconscious from the cries of his victims. The Furies come to and surround Phoebe and Cole, but Paige orbs a lamp and throws it at one of them. They turn on Paige, but Cole blasts the other two Furies with energy balls. Piper attacks Cole, but Phoebe tries to calm her down. Instead, Piper turns on Phoebe. Paige leafs through the Book for a solution before Piper comes after her as well. Phoebe calls for Leo, who orbs Paige and Piper to Prue's grave. Piper takes out her rage on Prue's grave, and becomes fully human again as she breaks down and cries.

The next day, Piper admits she slept better than she has in awhile. Phoebe tells her Paige handled herself very well considering that it hasn't been that long since she came into her powers. Phoebe adds that last name aside, Paige is definitely a Halliwell. Piper admits she hasn't been too welcoming to Paige, but wants to reach out more to her.

Piper offers a basket of muffins to Paige at her desk. Donnie seems to be a changed man. Billy is chatting up Lila.

Power Usage

 * Demon in Black / Incinerate / Piper / Alley (failed)
 * Piper / Molecular Combustion / Demon in Black / Alley
 * Paige / TK-Orbs / Wig Piece / South Bay Social Services
 * Leo / Orbs / Himself / Manor Conservatory
 * Leo / Orbs / Himself / Manor
 * Piper / Freezes / Alley / Alley (only Cole)
 * Piper / Molecular Combustion / Alley Door / Alley
 * Piper / Molecular Combusion / Car / Alley
 * Piper / Freezes / Alley / Alley (only Cole)
 * Phoebe / Levitate / Herself / Alley
 * One of the Furies infects Piper in the Alley.
 * Cole / Energy Ball / Furie / Alley
 * The Other two Furies smoke out.
 * Piper / Freezes / Crowd / In front of South Bay Social Services
 * Piper's strength increases when she pushes Donnie around in the Manor.
 * Piper / Molecular Combustion / Leo / Manor
 * Leo / Reconstitutes / Himself / Manor
 * Piper / Throws / Leo / Manor
 * Piper attempts to infect Donnie in the Manor (failed)
 * Cole / Energy Ball / Piper / Manor
 * Piper / Smokes Out / Herself / Manor
 * Leo / Heals / Donnie / Manor
 * Leo / Orbs / Donnie / Manor
 * The Furies make the mugger hear his victims' screams.
 * One of the furies kills the mugger.
 * Piper / Smokes In / Herself / Alley
 * Cole / Shimmers / Himself / Manor
 * Paige / TK-Orb / Knife / Manor
 * Paige / Orbs / Herself / Manor
 * Paige / Orbs / Herself / Manor
 * The Furies make Cole hear his victims' screams.
 * Paige / Orbs / Herself / Manor
 * Paige / Orbs / Herself / Manor
 * Phoebe / Levitate / Herself / Manor
 * Piper and another Furie smoke into the manor.
 * Phoebe / Levitate / Herself / Manor
 * Paige / TK-Orbs / Lamp / Manor
 * Cole throws two energy balls at the furies.
 * Paige / TK-Orb / BoS / Manor
 * Cole materializes an energy ball in his hand.
 * Leo / Orbs / Himself / Manor
 * Paige / Orbs / Herself / Manor
 * Paige / Orbs / Herself / Manor
 * Leo / Orbs / Piper and Paige / Manor
 * Leo / Orbs / Piper and Paige / Mausoleum

Spells

 * 1) Piper scrys for evil.
 * 2) Paige casts the Vanishing Spell on Billy to clear up his acne.
 * 3) It's insinuated that Paige cleared up Lila's credit report. (unseen)
 * 4) Paige casts the To Promote a Compromise spell on the man on the phone to get an extension on her assignment.
 * 5) Paige casts the Instant Karma Spell on Donnie, substituting the word "demon" for "dirtbag". (unseen)
 * The "Instant Karma Spell" backfires on Paige.
 * 1) Paige says she cast 5 spells at work (excluding the Vanishing Spell, To Promote Compromise, Instant Karma, and the implied fourth spell she used to clear Lila's credit report, that leaves one other spell that was cast).
 * 2) Phoebe casts a reversal spell to reverse the Instant Karma Spell, along with the backfire.
 * 3) Phoebe tries to scry for Piper but it doesn't work.
 * 4) Phoebe and Paige cast the To Call a Lost Witch spell, substituting "witch" for "sister" to summon Piper after she became a fury.

Instant Karma Spell Reversal

 * Write down the spell on a piece of paper, roll it up and light it with a white candle.
 * Guided spirits,
 * hear our plea,
 * annul this magic,
 * let it be.

To Call a Lost Sister

 * Power of the sisters rise,
 * course unseen across the skies,
 * come to us who call you near,'
 * Come to us and settle here.


 * Blood to blood,I summon thee,
 * blood to blood,return to me.

Book of Shadows

 * 1) The first half of the Succubus page is seen before the Instant Karma Spell.

Witch-Whitelighters

 * Paige: scatterbrained; witty; likes to read; has student loans; parents died;

Demons

 * 1) Furies: they don't freeze; "dog-faced women from hell"; they punish evil-doers and they have no temperance as they'll go after a shoplifter as soon as a murderer, and they take great pleasure in the kill; When they focus their thoughts on you, they force you to hear the cries of all your former victims; fury smoke kills bad guys but in good guys it looks for a portal of unexpressed fury and it builds until it consumes your humanity and it turns you into a fury; when becoming a fury your finger nails are the first to convert (however you are able to smoke victims and teleport; vanquished by Cole.

Other Characters

 * Lila, Paige's co-worker; credit report is worse than Paiges; rumored to be dating Billy
 * Billy, Paige's co-worker; loses Donnie's mail often; sweet-hearted; rumored to be dating Lila
 * Donnie, Paige's jerk co-worker; sexual-harassment; dirt-bag; after getting talked to from leo he changed his ways; nervous laugh;

Evil Beings

 * 1) The Kevmay, vanquished by Piper; has green blood;
 * 2) Cole fought off 3 Demon Bounty Hunters (unseen)

Magical Notes

 * Orbing can be triggered by fear.